Things I Care Less About Than Anorexic-Whore-Celebrities

This may or may not have have anything to do with basketball or even sports at times.This will not contain any biting social commentary.This will not be very relevant to right now.To be lower on my totum poll than Paris Hilton takes some doing,you must have wronged me in some very deep way.Explanations as to why I don't care about these things will be provided upon request.**WARNING MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF LIL'WAYNE**

*Lil'Wayne
*Hip Hop music as it currently is
*The pronounciation of Tim Donaghy's name
*Barry Bonds
*Michael Vick
*People who felt unsatisfied by the Sopranos Finale
*Wrestling
*The Tour De Drugs
*What Stephen A.Smith thinks about anything
*The iPhone
*Justin Timberlake
*Any Kobe Related Trade Talk
*Scientology
*Talking Heads
*Political Correctness
*Timbaland
*Beyoncé
*Global Warming
*Smug Prick-ass celebrities who preach to me about global warming while they're doing 3000 times more damage than me
*The Toyota Prius
*Celebrity gossip(although I love in a way that confuses me)
*Very Big packets of Ketchup
*The NBA Offseason(reason of me writing this)
*People who think Soccer is for ten year olds
*Thick and Thin(i.e David Beckham and his Prada Stick insect)

Yes this was very unessacery,but I feel slightly better for writing it.Please feel free to add more