And a lot of them.Gil,the first ever blog superstar and all-round crazy person owes the world something.Not a championship,not an MVP caliber season,he just owes us more of him.I'm pretty sure he already as two children,two is a good start but more are needed.This is more of a public service than a re-productive exercise,can you imagine the Lig or society without Gil or even traces of Gil?Lets hope he hears my request and one day a blog will be selling "Gilbert Arenas is My Father" t-shirts.Hopefully his seed spreading ability will one day defeat that of Shawn Kemp or even Wilt Chaimberlain.
Entertainment is not the only reason that Gil needs to produce an army of little crazies.I hear he's also pretty nifty at basketball ball,and if at least one of the little soldiers shows any promise at the roundball,we could have another Arenas in the Lig before the elder ones hangs up his Gil Zero's.This is of course assuming that Ryan Jones one day becomes Commissioner and enforces his own new age limit rules of fifteen.
Not one of the troops should ever shy away from the limelight,thats not their job,at an early age they will be taught that they are on this earth for a special divine cause-to "Preserve the Crazy".They should carry on what their father started.I can see and all Arenas all the time sports network,their own blog site on which they would all spout their collective playful craziness 24/7.They could take the show on the road-a travelling roadshow of Arenas-it wouldn't be scripted just some of them on stage saying whatever comes into their heads.It would be genius.
So ladies,next time you're in the club and meet Gilbert Arenas,remember that saying "no" will hugely deteriorate the standard of living in about fifteen to twenty years.
And also,I'm fully aware that this was writing for the sake of writing.
